January 2011
44 posts
“…avoiding unsightly widows and orphans.”
– from my graphic communications book…yes they tell you how to most effectively get rid of those eye-sores.
“OOOO I LOVE GRAPES”
– lol i didn’t know it was my friend speaking when she came up behind me and said this…at first i thought ‘um…yeah stranger..me too?’
Pixiepocalypse
So, I have determined that girls with ‘pixie’ haircuts (cut short like a boy’s hair) are out to get me.
Sure, this hairstyle looks lovely on some people who made the fashion choice to look that way and rock it quite well. For example: Emma Watson, Pink, and of course, the phenomenal Rhiannah. However, I know none of these people personally (excluding Rhianna, who is my...
from ke$ha herself: The Floor Is Wet And I'm Not...
keepingupwitherykah:
“TURN NUMBER 100.”
– oh GDQ….i love you so much, tho you take up more of my brain then i thought was necessary. tho i cannot wait until you are over, it is still fun. :)
good lord, chocolate scones are delicious.
as i sit here, eating said chocolate scone and listening to the song ‘bitch’ by meredith brooks (gotta love the 90’s), i feel good. sure i may have eaten dinner by myself like an anti-social duckling, but its college and who really cares? not this chica. also, i worked out today, and overall it was a great thursday! ahhh i have reached the middle of the scone…the best...
“i shoot a turtle before. it was cute. and it was bleedin.”
– said by some creepy girl on this wacko show about little kids in beauty pagents. no i did not turn on this channel.
the hard way.
an ad on the youtube homepage said “there’s only one way to engineer a lexus. the hard way.” i thought it said: “there’s only one way. the hard way.”
i think my version is better.
click this...or chuck norris will kill you. →
yes, yes, i like chuck norris jokes. sue me.
click this to see videos from jacksfilms, aka... →
be sure to watch the p90x workout video. “how many push-ups are you gonna do?!” “uh…15?” “pick a high number HOMO”
“are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?”
– serouisly, katy perry?! PEAcock? yeah ok, i soooo believe you. go to an aviary if you wanna see wild birds so bad.
move it, you idiot.
today in the gym, i was working out and doing a surprisingly good job in light of my lack of running during winter break. ok, i ran like 3 times, outside, up and down hills! so i guess i get some credit. anyway, i ran 3 miles today and walked .5, so im quite proud. and i did ab workouts as well. this is where the main event occured.
so in the gym, there are 2 areas for stretching/ doing abs. one...
keepingupwitherykah asked: Unfortunately, I cannot reply tro your replies, so I will do so HERE:
I KNEW YOU'D LOVE THAT GAGA REFERENCE. And isn't it like the truest word ever said?
I am quite proud of that Draco/My day story thing, myself, actually! And it was all true [except for the tattoo.] It was a magical find. [No Harry Potter pun intended.]
I KNEW YOU'D LOVE THAT GAGA REFERENCE. And isn't it like the truest word ever said?
I am quite proud of that Draco/My day story thing, myself, actually! And it was all true [except for the tattoo.] It was a magical find. [No Harry Potter pun intended.]
fevers suck balls.
so instead of having my day go as scheduled, which would have included chilling with my girl ke$ha, i woke up this morning with a fever ruining my body. i felt as if i had instense sunburn on all of my skin, and felt weaker than a jonas brother. good god it was unpleasant waking up at 3:30 AM in this condition and remaining as such for the next few hours, in a kind of half-sleeping, half-suffering...
fail.
my tooth, yes the one that is not real and took me a year and a half to finally get finished and cost a lot of money, is loose.
the saga continues. my patience does not.
love...simple as that.
yesterday my boyfriend was gonna pick me up from school and i went outside to meet him…and he was holding something. ‘i was just wondering if you needed a vase…’ i looked at him in stupid confusion and was like ‘why would i-‘
and then he revealed his other hand, in which he was holding a red rose. ‘for this,’ he said.
i love him.
that is all. :)
at least i don't research what year each song was...
ok so i am a tad bit OCD about my itunes, because i need every song title, every artist, and every album for each song…oh and the album artwork too. so i hate it when i have a mix cd that someone gives me that has absolutely no information on it. this takes me on a quest to find said information, by typing lyrics into google or comparing each song to the itunes one that i think it is. there...
“NOM NOM NOM”
– me eating golden grahms
HOLY BALLS I'M EXCITED.
due to pure happenstance as i was sifting through the things i don’t care about in the recent news feed on my facebook, i saw a post from a band that i hold near and dear to my heart, panic! at the disco. this band has always been my favorite band (not singer, band) and last year i was told they broke up. this devestated me. i had a breif moment of unbridled joy when i saw itunes had a...
“Miley decides to “grow up” and “be sexy” and “turn into a bird.” Who is she...”
– description of miley cyrus’s ‘can’t be tamed’ video.
couldn’t of said it better.
oh thank GOD someone else finds this as ridiculous... →
a lovely description of the lessons learned from ‘firework’ by katy perry. the scariest part is when the pregnant lady EXPLODES.
ke$h, you were so right about this.
the HSP is calling you. thank you for picking up.
i just realized that i am emotionally unstable. i have speculated on this for a long time, but now im certain. i simply cannot control my emotions, and one little thing often will make my mind create insane scenarios that are ridiculous, yet make me worry like mad. sure, i may be considered to be a ‘hyper-sensitive person’ (yes this is an actual condition that i do not find fake, tho...
today i go back to being fascinating.
Enter semester two of my college carreer. Pssh it better go as smashingly as the first one. Yeah there was a hint of sarcasm in there, but hey I’m relativley confident!
But I must discuss something quite important: the new boots that I purchased yesterday at rue21. They are black, they are tall-ish, they are skinny, and they accomodate for my annoyingly weird shaped feet. And they were 7...
keepingupwitherykah asked: Dear, dear, Lady Gaga.
I implore you to post more! I wish to know about your exciting life and Facebook is not enough for me! Nay, 'tis not. I love ya, and I can't wait to be jazzy at the Jazz Thang next Friday!!!
~Ke$ha.
I implore you to post more! I wish to know about your exciting life and Facebook is not enough for me! Nay, 'tis not. I love ya, and I can't wait to be jazzy at the Jazz Thang next Friday!!!
~Ke$ha.
“You know Tony Hawk’s brother, Mike? He’s awesome. You should meet...”
– LOL to the extreme. if you find this funny, you are smart.
Do NOT tell me that unicorns aren't real. They are...
Yeah all you non-believers, who should indeed be SHUNNNNNNed, unicorns are mentioned at least 3 times in the King James version of the Bible. Anyway, due to the fact that my dearest chica Ke$ha, who I may just refer to as Kate for the sake of this post, told me to post more on here, I am gonna start trying to do that. Like I care if that sentence was a run-on. All you fools be run-ons to my...